Not this: This is my beard, if you even want to call it a beard. This footage was taken after I let it grow for two weeks. Two weeks! It's thin, patchy, and in some spots there's no hair at all.

For starters, there’s no way to know what you’re ... “Use the timer to outline the perimeter of the beard, such as the cheekbone, neck area, and mustache.” If you’re growing out your ...