Fox has announced that the acclaimed animated comedy series will return on May 29 at 9 PM. The summer schedule might seem ...

Peter Griffin: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down. Stewie Griffin: Not to alarm anyone but a guy took me into the closet to try me on. I fit by the way.

Quagmire: We know you have your choice in airport sex, and we thank you for choosing Quagmire. Please exercise caution when standing up, as the contents in your vagina may have shifted during coitus.

This seems like a one-shot deal. Brian Griffin: Peter, you should see this. Your dishwasher cartoon has really outraged the online community. Peter Griffin: What? Gosh, it's not like the internet to ...

Peter Griffin • Brian Griffin • Stewie Griffin • Tom Tucker • Stan Smith • Roger the Alien • Tom Tucker Sr. • Carter Pewterschmidt Peter Griffin: I love comin' to the ballpark. Drunk and Irish in ...

Peter Griffin: I love comin' to the ballpark. Drunk and Irish in front of a fishbowl of minorities. What could go wrong? Peter Griffin: All right, it's time for me to Oakley-load for tonight's game.

Stewie Griffin: Brian, it's 2022, there's no such thing as a boy anymore. Or a girl. Just a vast sea of chubby theys and thems, so coddled by their sanctimonious woke parents who think activism is ...

Peter Griffin: [Looking at his note that he's fired that's written in cursive] What's this note say? I can't read spaghetti.