GOD WILLING, IT’LL LIGHT UP EVENTUALLY ... HE’S LIKE, LET’S MAKE THAT INTO A NEON SIGN. THAT’S OUR FIRST PROTOTYPE. WE’VE SOLD OVER 25 OF THEM. ACROSS THE COUNTRY, IT REALLY POPS.

Trump. And, yes, draped over the statue’s crown, a giant red MAGA cap. In the words of Simon and Garfunkel, .“..and the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made.” ...