Once the bane of every child's dreams in the 1980s, Freddy Krueger could be set to make a comeback sooner rather than later with a new A Nightmare on Elm Street movie ... as the face of the ...

Despite killing scores of innocent victims as the monstrous Freddy Krueger in ... riffs on any number of subjects: Krueger, his fans, his career, surfing, and movies. Lots of movies.