Unfrosted, the new Jerry Seinfeld and Melissa McCarthy movie about Pop Tarts ... but it lacks "snap, crackle and pop" (says CNN), so here are three much more entertaining alternative spoofs ...

A tale of ambition, betrayal, sugar, and menacing milkmen, Unfrosted stars writer/director Jerry Seinfeld.

he tweeted that the idea for what would become Unfrosted had been knocking around his head for years. “At one point,” he tweeted, “I was thinking about an invention of the Pop Tart movie.