The porch goose, sometimes called a lawn goose or garden goose, is a decorative statue people commonly place outside by their front doors and dress up in outfits. Today, there are many online ...

“There’s one really cute outfit I like — it ... a clear coat to protect the goose from the elements. Mannion sells painted and unpainted versions of porch geese for $95 and $70, respectively.

My porch goose primarily resides in my front entryway, and so far, I’ve noticed no leaks. The outfits are also high-quality ...