This six-bedroom megamansion surrounded by 4.47 acres of wooded privacy offers plenty of date night spots, including a cozy living room with a fireplace, an enormous TV, and an outdoor hot tub.

So the price comes out to $540 a night per person ... thanks to the living room's sofa bed. I'm using "room" loosely. Like most cruise cabins, it was just a couch and a desk with a vanity.