"It's very exciting. It went about as perfectly as it could have," Ryan said. Start the day smarter. Get all the news you need in your inbox each morning. Ryan, an accountant, found a few hours each day after work to train for Sunday's marathon during a busy tax season.

Saturday Night Live opened in the Oval Office, where Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) was joined by Stephen Miller (Mikey Day) to sign a slew of new executive orders. Among them: An order to “make it socially acceptable for a man in his 70s to date a 24 year old.” “We’re calling it the Belichick …